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[Mon 1 Jun @ 3:19pm] |
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I love it when it's kids day. We've had about 100 kids through the pitch today. It's always amusing to see some of the blokes get nervous when 5 year old girls hug there legs.
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[Fri 22 May @ 3:27pm] |
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Right.... No. I'm not going to do a photoshoot with all the falcons player naked. Flint, were you the one to suggest it?
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[Fri 15 May @ 7:59pm] |
Strange how life goes on.
[Marcus]
You've been odd lately. What the hell is going on? Just Bell's death?
[End]
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[Wed 6 May @ 12:45pm] |
Shit. Well. Shit.
[Falcons]
I don't give a shit if you never talked to Bell, you're signing the card we are sending to her family and friends for the funeral.
And I want ALL of you to be careful.
[End]
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[Sat 2 May @ 10:48am] |
Flint, I fond this taped to your locker, if you're that bored, you could have just said something.
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.
Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
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[Mon 21 Jul @ 7:51am] |
Well I forgot it was my Birthday. Well it is pretty easy to do, I got an owl this morning from my parents trying to figure out which one of us was born on the 20th and which on the 21st. I miss the days of midnight parties we had together and didn't worry about which was which. But I guess I was the 21st. I don't know.
Happy Birthday Sis.
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[Thu 10 Jul @ 3:06pm] |
Damn students are intense. Em? Miles? Were we that bad in school? Well Miles you probably were, but Em? I think they've all go fucking mad. And damn it is nice that professors can't have fits about my language.
So.... Falcons are bloody mad lately.
Shit, someone is at the door.
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[Sat 5 Jul @ 10:53am] |
Let me get this straight? I miss a town meeting and some really strange shit is announced, and now everyone hates it? So what is the plan to figure out how to make it better? Frankly I spend more time working with the team, which now have to have this crap. Basically it's like "Hi point to me and see I'm terrible!" Like that's really going to make the world come together. Bright, really, really bright.
And here I thought the war was over. Silly me.
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[Thu 19 Jun @ 12:00pm] |
Monday? Let's see it tends to be a pretty long day, but practice doesn't normally last as long and the team tends to get really excited that night and it's a good night to go out.
Tuesday? Hard practice. I think the team needs to remember what life is like when they work hard for what they want. They are always really funny and out of it. But it is the day I get the most work done.
Wednesday? Away from the pitch and mostly traveling to where ever the next match will be. We actually have one in France in a few weeks, can't wait for that! I love Friendlies.
Thursday? Well that's today and I'm writing about my week.
Friday? Last minute practices and interviews.
Saturday? Match!
Sunday? Day off.
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